Yennie the car-sales girl.

This morning, the following conversation took place in my mind:

'Hi, heard from my boss that you are looking to order a new Suzuki SX4?' beamed Yennie, the Suzuki car-sales girl with painted finger and toe nails, a typical girl perhaps 25 years of age.

She doesn't know yet how to flirt with her customers, but then I certainly do know how to flirt with a sales-girl.

She was the sales-girl who sorted out a previous purchase of a Suzuki Swift. Yes, she did bungle up a couple of simple no brainer paper-work and didn't follow through with the case in a timely manner, but she can be forgiven... looks does help with men, especially if the man is hopeful, for god-knows what.

So I replied, 'Yes, girl, I am in the market, just don't know when I would go on with the order. You know, I need to sort out the money thing. So, is the boss assigning this case to you?'

'Yes, boss asked me to follow-up and see how things go?'

'But I am also in communication with another salesman from Mofaz'

'But I think you should buy from me since you also bought your Swift from me last time?' she answered earnestly.

'Well, what can you offer?' I asked.

'Anything you want!' she replied.

Now this is where it goes tricky for the bloke.

'What do you mean, anything. Like you can't give me any more discount that what's allowed. So, what's your offer'

'Well, erm.. err..'

'Yes?'

'Errmm. nothing'

'What is it, tell me'

'You can sleep with me, once. I know you enjoy looking at my legs and butt... And... my breasts are big, beautiful and firm. My nipples will just stare at you. I am sure you want to see them, right? You'll love them. So, I'll let you have sex with me, okay?'

'Hmmm.... that sounds so much better, are you sure about this?'

'Yeah but I can't give you full discounts, okay? I also need to make my money. I myself need to buy an SX4 myself, also don't have now! So you help me and I help you, okay?'

'Okay, but if I am not ordering now, can I claim the free gift first?'

'Maybe next week, but don't ask me to do take it in by the mouth, ok? I don't like the taste. Ok? You can lick but I won't suck. And of course, you must use condoms.'

There you have it. Of course this conversation never took place in the actual world. But the mind is a wonderful and powerful thing, isn't it.