Power trip

I was helping a friend to run an event when I received news from Gabby by text: 'power out. am in complete darkness. u know what to do?'

I straightaway rang her and said: 'you need to go to the main fuse box, switch everything off and then switch on the main. Then, slowly switch the rest on one by one'

She tried, but said: 'I don't have a torchlight, I need to use the handphone light.'

About 10-minutes later, I texted her to see if things were ok. She said, 'no'.

Gosh, if Gabby was alone in the dark, it would be a waste. I should have been there now.

But I was more than an hour away and yes it was not just raining cats and dogs, but it was raining dinosaurs and dragons, with the lightnings at all. I could imagine how freaked out Gabby would be. Urrrgghh.... why can the rain wait for a bit and let me get there first. To Gabrielle's home first, I mean. I would most certainly bring me torchlight there. I mean, if at times like these you can't use your torchlight, then what do you have it for.

And I would only switch on the lights from the fuse box which powers the fridge. Then I would bring Gabby to the fridge, open the fridge door, and then start to make out: and we'd use all the maple syrup, milk, jam, butter, sweet cream all over our bodies and make sticky love.

So a power trip, bring it on, Gabby!