Maybe I should do an IVF

A neighbour in the condo I live in, on the 7th floor is my target for my first ever anal sex experience. She has one kick-ass ass! It's a wowzer! Generous and fleshy! I know so.

I have been having conversations with her whenever I meet her, say in the elevator, or on the way to the car-park.

Once I texted her to ask for a ride to the train station which she passes every day on her way to work.

So, we spoke about various things during the 15-minute journey.

The topic of children came up. 'I am 42 years old, no boyfriend, no husband. But I love to have children. I have checked with the doctor and they say I can do an IVF'.

Huh? IVF? Why stick a syringe down there? How sad. The eventual baby will also be a depressed one!

You see, when a baby is conceived, it's because the parents are madly in love with each other. Or at least have passion during the process of making the baby.

So, how do I pursue this one?

Think I will also throw in: 'IVF will cost you so much money. I know where you can get this for no cost at all'

Magdelene, here I come. And after I have deposited the IVF stuff into you, I will turn you around and yes, I will enter your ass while cupping your big breasts with me palms.

Now that's how a baby is made.... no IVF!